Drink to Your Health

Scott Brown, the first Republican Senetor elected in Massachusetts in the last 30 years,  makes one heck of a Cosmo centerfold. Too bad he is going to kill universal healthcare. Looks like he’s okay with making his private option…public. What are the teabaggers going to say about this one? Is anyone going to comment on this Elephant in the room?

Okay. We’re sufficient in the pun department.

-J.

survival of the fittest

baby panda vs baby koala

this is what Darwin was theorizing about, right?

-J.

the future is stupid

Putting a (literal) twist on the Night in the Museum phenomena, sans a Stiller, artist Cai Qup Qiang perfectly positions wolf replicas in a way that makes one wonder if these canines may have once been members of the woodland version of the  synchronized swim team. It is kitschy and cute. It’s entertaining, a word that isn’t always taken as a compliment in the art world, as evident in the New York Sun article which explains the controversy surrounding Qiang’s newest collection. Specifically drawing debate is the issue that Qiang’s exhibit, through failing to comment on political or social issues, in no way incorporates an intellectual element to his creation of art and instead overly emphasizes the less esteemed ‘entertainment factor.’ But I take art reviews with a grain of salt, as should you. Sure, this exhibit is a little obvious. You know, in the way that it is perfectly ‘postable’ for Design Boom or Kanye’s blog. But hey, there is nothing wrong with liking a piece not because it is highfalutin or gut wrenching, but sometimes you just like it  ’cause it is cool.

-J.

i don’t keep house

therefore, this is by my standards, normal.

-J.

i told my parents i would take up a new hobby

don’t mess, mother fucker.

-J.