justify your thug

I <3 Pharrell.  Fashionista to the core, boy unabashedly sports a purple purse so feminine that just bringing up the whole “murse” debate seems futile. Now, I am not one to judge. I enjoy a good carryall like any other backalley betty, but admit it-  it’s a little jarring to see swoon worthy Pharrell looking like a lady who lunches. It took time (and a short music hiatus) but I got over my disillusionment with Mr. Williams’ masculinity.

BUT NOW, Pharrell is trying to go all G-Unit on us with this visible bullet-proof vest get up.

Hayyll naw. Man, stop throwing me through your roller coastering identity. I’ll love you no matter what, no need to put your manhood on display to get respect from your homies.

We all know that deep down you are just thinking about the new Lanvin loafers and showtimes for that film directed by Tom Ford. Admit it.-J.