Drink to Your Health

Scott Brown, the first Republican Senetor elected in Massachusetts in the last 30 years,  makes one heck of a Cosmo centerfold. Too bad he is going to kill universal healthcare. Looks like he’s okay with making his private option…public. What are the teabaggers going to say about this one? Is anyone going to comment on this Elephant in the room?

Okay. We’re sufficient in the pun department.

-J.

enigma

Does anyone really enjoy Rod Stewart?

belly chain ‘n  satin pants.

I have this weird thing about his appearance. Mainly, that it disgusts me. With feathered hair, a loosened necktie, and unzipped dress pants, Stewart is disheveled in a manner that boasts last night was naughty in a way that is only legal in Tijuana (cut to Rod smoking opium, surrounded by gerbils and naked Lucha Libre fighters).

Then he has his singing. I wish I was aware of a better word to describe his ‘voice’. Like, imagine acid reflux meets cheap cognac meets that intercom music they play in the elevator as you travel down to the 7th layer of hell. Let’s just say, not lovely. If anyone knows a Rod Stewart fan, please report them to the closest institution for further tests; they are most likely insane. Or deaf. And blind.

-J.

fuck you, new year

celebrating the future is played out.i only celebrate old years.

-J.