And she said “let them eat cake”

 

i feel like the innuendo is just too obvious to be typed.

-J.

peanut butter and gelly

I love jello molds. They are beautiful. Defying gravity, these tasty, color-coordinated gels make me reminiscent for the past that I wasn’t even alive to enjoy. Completely kitsch, slightly disgusting (once you truly analyze the ingredients), jello molds are still, in the end, gorgeous gelatinous gems. When I die I don’t want to be buried. I don’t want to be cremated. I want to be preserved in a jello mold,  garnished with canned peach slices and whipped cream. And maybe some of those miniature pickles too. Yeah.

-J.