fuck you, new year

celebrating the future is played out.i only celebrate old years.

-J.

i told my parents i would take up a new hobby

don’t mess, mother fucker.

-J.

prim n proper

Give it up to Banksy. This chaste countess sporting spikes and a gimp mask, for me, is Banksy’s most vulgar and successful work.

Bravo.

-J.

Fumie Sasabuchi

…still to cheery for my taste.

-J.

hot old man.

Mr. Eastwood, looking swagger and slightly less wrinkled, but definitely a little worn and torn, in a snug clementine cashmere and tousled do.

But what’s with the ho, Clint?

-J.