irrelevant/unnecessary/on to the next

-posting pictures of children on facebook

-cats

-people who like cats

-the average

-unsexy cellphones (aka, anything that isn’t a blackberry)

-nature

-visors

-shabby chic (aka, shabby shit)

-receipts

-offended people

-europe (YAWNNN!)

-self importance (gurl, you working at mcdondalds, don’t go sayin you some hospitality specialist, AIGHT!)

-sports and sports related paraphernalia

-natural blondes

-stories with names of people you do not know

-chamomile tea

-toilet seat covers

-deodorant

-suburbs

-intentional misspellings

-new england

-replicas of vintage French advertisements

-keg stands

-the gym

-longchamp/dooney and bourke/ coach

-yo face

-quiet people

-guacamole (overrated)

-baby talk (not funny. no one likes it. you sound stupid)

UPDATE:

-the kindle

-one sided hair cuts

-any judd apatow movie

-thrasher caps

-live strong bracelets

-eddie bauer anything

-J.

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