irrelevant/unnecessary/on to the next
-posting pictures of children on facebook
-cats
-people who like cats
-the average
-unsexy cellphones (aka, anything that isn’t a blackberry)
-nature
-visors
-shabby chic (aka, shabby shit)
-receipts
-offended people
-europe (YAWNNN!)
-self importance (gurl, you working at mcdondalds, don’t go sayin you some hospitality specialist, AIGHT!)
-sports and sports related paraphernalia
-natural blondes
-stories with names of people you do not know
-chamomile tea
-toilet seat covers
-deodorant
-suburbs
-intentional misspellings
-new england
-replicas of vintage French advertisements
-keg stands
-the gym
-longchamp/dooney and bourke/ coach
-yo face
-quiet people
-guacamole (overrated)
-baby talk (not funny. no one likes it. you sound stupid)
UPDATE:
-the kindle
-one sided hair cuts
-any judd apatow movie
-thrasher caps
-live strong bracelets
-eddie bauer anything
-J.



