MEMEmory lapse

did this ever happen?

-J.

recall

previously i declared my abhorrence for the bag known as longchamp. ego aside, i must partially retract my statement. the reason is this:

Transformer powers! That it has. But what’s the real impetus for my change of tune?

-J.

Marcel Dzama

cute art

cute artist

J.

 

the likes

-old fash candy

-quiet chewing

-silver, lime green, violet hair

-the name olive

-hamsters

-fake flowers

-asians

-latin america

-leftovers

-larpers

-rhinestones (but not sequins), (p)leather, spikes, animal print

-mah jong

-facebook fights/breakups

-minimalism

-solo outings to a museum

-punctuality

-the response you get when you compliment someone on their pro-nails

-uppers (via Lavazza or a street corner)

-giving bad advice

-alfa romeo spiders

-mustard and cream cheese

-human oddities (parasitic twins, growths, phantom limb syndrome)

-J.

corner talk

“Is you a pretty man or a pretty lady?”

-J.

Antonin Artaud

-J.

visual learner

 

you see, it’s all in the aesthetics.

-J. 

gagadog

relish and a studded bun.

-J.

 

R….I….P

harvey pekar died today at 70 years old.

a real loss.

-J.

irrelevant/unnecessary/on to the next

-posting pictures of children on facebook

-cats

-people who like cats

-the average

-unsexy cellphones (aka, anything that isn’t a blackberry)

-nature

-visors

-shabby chic (aka, shabby shit)

-receipts

-offended people

-europe (YAWNNN!)

-self importance (gurl, you working at mcdondalds, don’t go sayin you some hospitality specialist, AIGHT!)

-sports and sports related paraphernalia

-natural blondes

-stories with names of people you do not know

-chamomile tea

-toilet seat covers

-deodorant

-suburbs

-intentional misspellings

-new england

-replicas of vintage French advertisements

-keg stands

-the gym

-longchamp/dooney and bourke/ coach

-yo face

-quiet people

-guacamole (overrated)

-baby talk (not funny. no one likes it. you sound stupid)

UPDATE:

-the kindle

-one sided hair cuts

-any judd apatow movie

-thrasher caps

-live strong bracelets

-eddie bauer anything

-J.